Once again it is Disney Magic
Mondays here at The Magical Mystery Blog.
Last week I brought up Fastpasses in
my top 5 general tips for travelling to Walt Disney World. Today, I will be
highlighting rides that you should DEFINITELY
get a Fastpass for. Some parks will have more rides than others because
they’re larger and/or contain more rides.
First up, The Magic Kingdom – a land
of western wilderness, exotic beauty, whimsical fantasies, and the unpredictable
future.
1)
Peter Pan’s Flight – this actually surprised me
when I went to Disney World. For the first three years, I could not get on this
ride due to the monstrous crowds. To be honest, I’m not sure why this one was
so packed. Other rides like it, Snow White’s Scary Adventures and The Many
Adventures of Winnie the Pooh weren't that crowded. At best, they had a 30
minute wait which isn't that bad. Peter Pan’s Flight is a retelling of the
Disney classic where you ride in a flying pirate ship. It’s mostly designed for
children and nostalgic adults and is located in the Fantasyland part of the
Magic Kingdom. There’s nothing scary about it, other than the fact you’re
dangling from a bicycle chain.
2)
Big Thunder Mt. – this is the wildest coaster in
the Frontierland section of the Magic Kingdom. You hop on a runaway train
that takes you through an abandoned gold mine. Word to the wise: do NOT wear anything on your head for this
roller coaster; it will fall off. Like any other coaster it will have its
unexpected drops and turns which could scare some children. There are no flips
on this Western inspired ride and it even has a ton of interactive gadgets to
play with while waiting in line.
3)
Buzz Lightyear’s Space Ranger Spin – are you
ready to defeat the Evil Emperor Zurg? Now’s the time! Not only is it designed
for kids who adore Woody’s best friend but for video gamers as well. Board
a mini-space craft that takes you deep into space to fight off the Evil Emperor
Zurg with laser guns. The more targets you shoot, the higher your score and
ranking gets. This shoot ‘em up ride is
situated in Tomorrowland, right next to the Carousel of Progress (a ride which
is dull as a bag of bricks).
4)
Space Mountain – 3,2,1 blast off from
Tomorrowland and into the cosmos! Each section of the space ship craft houses
three people. This
coaster may terrify kids because it’s completely shadowed in the darkness. It
also has loud noises like your ship taking off, various cosmic noises, and
other sounds that may irk them. Like any other coaster, it too has its sudden
drops, twists, and turns throughout the galaxy but it’s a classic Disney ride.
5)
Splash Mountain – hang onto your ear hats, you’re
going down the Briar Patch! Anyone remember the Disney flick Song of the South from 1946? Well, that’s
basically what this ride is centered around. Board a log and follow Br’er Rabbit
escape the clutches of Br’er Bear and Br’er Fox only to wind up in the thorny
Briar Patch. Word to the wise: You WILL get
wet on this ride but it’s a matter of where you sit depends how drenched you’ll
be. The first two rows usually get soaked, the third row gets somewhat wet, and
the back row doesn’t get that drenched. There
are a few miniature drops leading up to the fifty two foot drop.
Next up, The Animal Kingdom – a
distant, foreign land of beasts and mystery.
6)
Expedition Everest - journey into the Himalayan mountains to
discover the ferocious Yeti and escape his savage wrath. No sooner this
ride opened up, lines were flooded with crowds wanting to experience the ride’s
unexpected backward plunge, changing tracks, drastic drops, heavy attention to
detail, and one smooth as ice animatronic. This ride only ventures briefly into
the dark which shouldn't scare children too much, other than the sudden
encounter with the Yeti.
7)
Kali River Rapids – this one is especially
crowded during the summer because it’s a wet ride and people use it to cool off.
You jump into a large raft, pile all your belongings in the middle storage circle, and hold on
for a rough and tough ride through the rain forest. There are drops, turns, and
elephants spouting water from their trunks. It’s a fun family ride that WILL get you wet but that greatly helps
with the summer heat.
8)
Dinosaur – rawr means danger in dinosaur and on
this ride, danger is no exception. With every jolt of your jeep and every twist
and turn, you’ll stumble upon various prehistoric creatures. Escape from the
vicious jaws of a tyrannosaurus rex and survive the last day of the dinosaurs. This ride is also in the dark with flashes of
light from meteors and spotlights focusing on numerous beasts. These effects may scare children so it's best to ride with them.
Now onto Hollywood (MGM) Studios – a
movie town filled with films of yesteryear and modern times.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHkPMA-axjA (This is where my Google decided to lag on me but I assure you this is an epic commercial for a ride).
9)
The Twilight Zone’s Tower of Terror – imagine boarding an elevator shaft,
your next stop the Twilight Zone. Explore the cursed Hotel Bates and discover
what happened on a tragic stormy night back in 1939 Encased in the darkness, you
climb multiple floors before dropping from the highest level of 170 ft into the
shadows below. This ride lives up to its slogan of, “Never the same fear twice”
because every time you board it, it’s a different riding experience. You may
drop seven times one time and five another. As for myself, I usually lose count
when I start screaming. I recommend going on this with children because this ride
is completely in the dark and the only thing protecting them is a seat belt.
10)
Aerosmith’s Rockin Roller Coaster - walk this
way onto a rockin coaster, baby! Climb into this stretch limo and speed through
Los Angeles to catch an Aerosmith coaster. With Aerosmith tunes blasting in
your ears you'll flip, dive, and turn while clinging to your harness. This ride is completely in the dark with flashes of scenery, leading up to a red carpet that you walk out onto, just in time for a
brief glimpse of an Aerosmith concert.
11)
Toy Story Midway Mania – join Buzz Lightyear,
Woody, and friends throughout this carnival themed ride. Board a vehicle for
four and shoot your way through 3D midway based games like darts, ring toss,
and tons of others. The more you hit, the higher your score gets, and
determines what “prize” you win from the ride.
12)
Mission : SPACE – ever wanted to be an astronaut
growing up but never followed through with it? Here’s your chance to fulfill
that dream. Climb into a space ship with five others and journey to Mars. In
this ride, you will take on various roles as you explore the red planet. You
will feel the anti-gravity as you jump from rock to rock, the upward aerial
charge from the lift off, the four gs stretching your face and freezing your
hands, and the many sounds that come with it all. This is a pretty intense
ride, so much so that when it debuted many were sick or suffering from
whiplash. Nowadays, people may receive the same results from riding this but
not many.
13)
Soarin – hang gliding over California can be a
beautiful experience. Doing it under a roof can be a bit challenging but not at
Walt Disney World. In the Land Pavilion of EPCOT, lies a flight simulator ride
that takes you over California and allows you to experience everything wonderful
about it. Raising you only fifteen to thirty feet off the ground, you’ll be
gently pushed by the wind over the sea, above the orange groves, and into the
sky. You’ll be taken by wonder over, sideways, and under on this ride. The only
scary thing about it is the sudden upward motion when your hang glider takes
off. It only lasts for a few seconds but other than that, it’s a relaxing
flight of fantasy.
14)
Test Track – just updated for your driving
pleasure, this ride allows you to drive a car without any insurance. In this
ride you are the crash test dummies to your own customizable car which takes
you through a Tronesque test track to see how your vehicle would hold up
through bumps, oncoming trucks, and other obstacles. While this ride is in the
dark, it has plenty of light to see what’s going on so there’s no need for
fear.
Based on my experiences, these rides
are the most crowded. Get a Fastpass for the ones you really want to go on, which is a bit of a hard selection as seeing these are fantastic rides. Each ride has a unique experience that you will never forget, even when your Disney days are over.
